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<\/p>\nImagine waking up to find your car has gone missing yet again! This was not a hypothetical circumstance for one woman in Portland, Oregon; it was her life.<\/p>\n
Instead than wallow in sorrow, she devised a clever scheme that not only tickled the internet’s funny bone but also solved her recurring problem in a novel way.<\/p>\n
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Introducing \u2018mfiasco,\u2019 proud yet troubled owner of a 1995 Honda Civic.<\/p>\n
She was no longer really concerned about her car’s repeated disappearances because it had turned into a magnet for neighborhood thieves.<\/p>\n
It was as though her car had a revolving door just for thieves!<\/p>\n
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She disclosed her first line of defense when Tech Insider met up with her: never leaving anything valuable in the car.<\/p>\n
She joked, \u2018I just shake my fist at the sky and then go about my day as long as it isn’t impounded.\u2019<\/p>\n
It was obvious that she had accepted the fact that the criminal element was irresistibly drawn to her car.<\/p>\n
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Accepting the issue, however, did not imply that she was prepared to submit and act like a victim.<\/p>\n
She needed a fresh technique because locking the car was obviously ineffective in deterring thieves\u2014one that would spare her the hassle of paying impound costs.<\/p>\n
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Here’s the funny note from the glove compartment, addressed to any would-be auto thieves.<\/p>\n
This wasn’t your normal \u2018please don’t steal my car\u2019 plea; instead, it was a dos and don’ts-filled practical handbook for the thief.<\/p>\n
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The message said: \u2018Hello! You are probably taking my car if you are reading this. \u2018I’m a good guy, and I probably would have offered you a ride, but I guess that’s over now.<\/p>\n
I wish I could purchase a car that isn’t often broken into and stolen, but I’m broke, so this is what I’m left with.<\/p>\n
So, I understand. Again. You won’t face consequences for taking my car.<\/p>\n
You’ll just leave this somewhere and carry on with your business, as long as you don’t mess around and murder a pedestrian.<\/p>\n
Nobody looks into this nonsense.<\/p>\n
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She didn’t stop there, though.<\/p>\n
The postscript of the letter contained a request and a request for help. Please do not leave my automobile in a location where it will be towed, I beg of you.<\/p>\n
I’m going to lose it if I have to deal with one more impound lot holding my stolen, subpar Honda hostage.<\/p>\n
Additionally, I can’t afford to continually posting bail for my car to get it out of auto jail.<\/p>\n
If I had any money, I would simply go out and purchase a car that wasn’t already continually being stolen.<\/p>\n
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\u2018Please just leave my old piece of crap car in a neighborhood or something,\u2019 was the note’s plea for cooperation.<\/p>\n
This envelope contains a note; simply place it on the dashboard or beneath the wiper. At some point, a bystander will notice it and phone me, at which point I may come get my car.<\/p>\n
No police, no questions, I’m not even angry with you.<\/p>\n
You don’t have to feel bad for ruining a good person’s month, and I don’t have to deal with police reports, insurance claims, and tow trucks.<\/p>\n
I placed a nasty note in the glovebox of my Honda the previous time it was taken, she posted on the internet.<\/p>\n