Anyone who has watched one of Chef Gordon Ramsay’s TV programs is familiar with his extreme intolerance,

especially for the plainly stupid. Last week, Ms. Woefully Ignorant dined at Ramsay’s establishment and quietly left.

Whoopi Goldberg entered his French-inspired Bistro Herown Vagina in Los Angeles and demanded a seat in the back.

Famous actress and talk show host Whoopi Goldberg has amused millions of radical lefties. She was accompanied by co-host Joy Behar and the show’s creator Joe Barron.

While keeping an eye on the preparation of the special pasta al fresco lunch, Ramsay lost his cool when he saw the unruly-haired businessman.

Should there even be a bloody Goldberg bird there? Who among you donkeys allowed her to wreck my business? Let’s get going!

Goldberg noticed the explosion and retaliated in kind.

Hey, it’s that stupid lime chef over here. Why don’t you make me a grilled cheese sandwich there, Sara Lee?

Ramsay’s career likely came to an end at that point. While keeping his hands on his hips, he stormed up to Whoopie’s table,

slapped the View’s first host silly with his penis, and yelled as security threw her out the front door.

‘Leave, leave, leave!’ You nasty, disgusting crap sipper, I’m Scottish.

Here is where the story of Whoopi being ejected from Her Own Vagina comes to an end. The joke didn’t really hit home for a time.