Central Florida might be considered the global epicenter of theme parks. Of course, Disney World and its four parks—Magic Kingdom, EPCOT,

Hollywood Studios, and Animal Kingdom—are the main draws in that part of the Sunshine State. On the other hand, Universal Studios,

Busch Gardens, and SeaWorld are all situated in that same area. Millions of people visit the parks every year, including comedian Marty Simpson and his family.

Differently from how he would have, Marty describes his family’s seven-day trip to SeaWorld and Disney World as one of the most amazing and happy times of his life.

Marty replied, ‘So that’s when we took my seven and ten-year-olds to Disney for the first time.’ ‘We spent seven days taking them to SeaWorld and Disney.’ Speaking of these seven days, I speak of them as though they were the seven days I spent in Vietnam.

It’s safe to say he doesn’t care for theme parks!

He said that he and his family stayed at a Disney resort while they were in the parks. He said he had to constantly remind his children that they were not the only visitors to the resort.

The funniest part of his joke about his family’s Florida vacation came when he talked about going on a terrifying roller coaster at SeaWorld.

He took his little kid, whom he calls a ‘little daredevil,’ on a roller coaster. In a lighthearted manner, Marty admits that he truly fears heights.

While on the coaster, Marty began reciting the Lord’s Prayer as a way to distract himself from the horrible and horrifying event.

Naturally, his daughter wanted to repeat the experience. But his answer to her was a resounding ‘No.’

Theme parks, with their thrilling rides and enormous drops, aren’t for everyone. Theme parks are not the place for Marty!